My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Lazers because you'll only end up with a Cupcake in your Elbow." I never quite understood his advice until one Columbus Day, I was gardening with my best friend Suzu. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was bright and spooky sounds came from deep within. Suzu saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!